The Truth

You can't handle the truth. You can't unlearn the things that will be revealed on this page. The unworthy and profane will likely go mad. The wise will bask in the light of the sublime hidden knowledge. You have been warned.

Birds

Birds aren't real.

Sporks

Sporks are an insidious device to destroy the structure of society. Forks represent the masculine energy. Spoons are feminine. The spork is an unholy androgenous abomination.

The Moon Landing

The moon landing never happened and the moon isn't real (in the sense that most people believe). Buzz Aldrin is a disinformation agent and a jerk. He also wants you to think Mars is real.

The Internet

The internet is almost entirely empty. An endless stream of bots are are talking to bots, making blog posts, posting news articles, and controlling you. The psyop will continue for the foreseeable future.

The Earth

The earth is not flat. The earth is a hollow sphere inside a larger hollow sphere. There are more hollow spheres inside all the hollow spheres.

God

The sublime secret of the sovereign master of the royal light hides in the void of eternal darkness.

You

Are not allowed to know.

I

Am.

Headphone Jacks

Removed from premium phones to force the adoption of bluetooth among the wealthy. This scheme was devised by the Danish King Harald Gormsson. The frequency range is between 2.4000Ghz and 2.4835Ghz. Spread spectrum channel hopping can be used to target specific individuals, causing paranoia and fear. If necessary, cardiac arrest or stroke can be induced if other measures have failed.

The Sun

The sun is very bright. Don't look at it.

Gang Stockings

These are the socks worn by members of gangs and covens. The colors, patterns, and images on the socks represent the rank, responsibilities, and deeds of the wearer.

LEDs

LEDs can be pulsed at extremely fast frequencies. The rise and fall times can be on the order of nanoseconds. Epilepsy can be triggered in susceptible individuals with flashes at 20-30 hertz. Other conditions can be triggered in other individuals at other frequencies. Much knowledge can be gained by varying the duty cycle while keeping a constant frequency. Keep your oaths and covenants in mind when working with targeted individuals.